eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them — it’s the most twisted logic of all time."
John Mayer  (via senyahearts)

christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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40ozvannyc:

Get wet.
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legitimism:

I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well.

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons